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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Jun 4, 2012 9:53am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 'And I have unlocked many software makes good money'

Holy crap, we have a pandemic of assholes.

Or would that be "A pandemic of holes in the ass have we."

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Poster: William Tell Date: Jun 4, 2012 10:51am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thanks for your read my thread...

These are TOO good:

"If you don't buy from me please don't spam me...

I very hate do spam or ripper and i don't want who spam me...

Thanks for your read my thread...

Hope you are better customer and we can to work a long time..."

I plan on using a number of these gems...you can't script this shit!

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Jun 4, 2012 10:58am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thanks for your read my thread...

Wouldn't it just be our luck that an extraterrestrial intelligence's first contact comes after they have scoured the internet to learn our language and culture.

"Many greetings I make with you. Happy are we to contact fine persons. Wishing to share secrets of universe. Please to send bank account and password. We send much money."

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Poster: William Tell Date: Jun 4, 2012 2:39pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thanks for your read my thread...

Yeah, and they just happened to be using gold as ballast for their craft, but needed to lighten...oh, this is absurd!

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Poster: beep* Date: Jun 4, 2012 11:22am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thanks for your read my thread...

Spam-latin?
It must be in wikipedia by now.

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Poster: unclejohn52 Date: Jun 4, 2012 11:54am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thanks for your read my thread...

Almost makes me wish I knew some hacker-stuff, so I could flood his multiple email boxes with crapola.

way too good!

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Poster: William Tell Date: Jun 4, 2012 2:38pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thanks for your read my thread...

Don't spam on me!

(It's our new Forum--er, national motto!)

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Poster: DeadRed1971 Date: Jun 4, 2012 3:09pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thanks for your read my thread...

Don't spam on me
I beg of you don't spam on me
Please, don't spam on me